A funny Ashley Cole shooting reenactment which is gone Viral. Watch it below it is quite funny.
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Ashley Cole Named England’s Best
Ashley Cole has been named England’s Player of the Year for 2010 as voted by the fans, Cole beat off competition from Steven Gerrard and Adam Johnson to claim the prestigious award.
Cole only missed three Internationals last year all of which were friendlies. Past players to have claimed the award are David Beckham 2003, Frank Lampard 2004 and 2005, Steven Gerrard 2007 and Wayne Rooney 2008 and 2009.
Ashley Cole’s Latest Stunning Conquest Revealed
England and Chelsea full-back Ashley Cole seems to have landed on his feet since his Divorce to Cheryl Cole recently.
Cole’s latest conquest is none other than I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here contestant and former Play-Boy Model Kayla Collins.
The pair are now dating after been caught snogging in a popular London night-spot recently. But Kayla will have to use all her predatory instincts from the jungle to change this Toad.
Cheryl Cole Talks About Ashley Cole
This interview is from earlier this year – top of our WAG list Cheryl Cole talks about her relationship with ex-husband and Arsenal defender Ashley Cole, and her love for Newcastle. This girl is stunning – Ashley Cole is crazy.
Is Ashley Cole the Dumbest Man on Earth?
Is Ashley Cole the dumbest man on the planet. Fresh from England’s disastrous World Cup campaign in South Africa you would think this guy would lie low and keep his mouth shut, but no Ashley Cole goes out of his way to irritate the English people further, some of which have stood by him through thick and thin.
Cole who has been in the Headlines for months over his failed marriage to arguably the sexiest woman in the world, after he was caught sending explicit pictures of himself to one of his several mistresses. But this time he has gone further to suggest he is the dumbest man on the planet by leaving a message on his Blackberry for his status up-date to his on-line friends saying: “I hate England and the F…..g people”. Which suggests to me he definitely is the dumbest person on the planet.
England fans have reacted in fury with some sending him death threats and who would blame them. Fans have also told how he will be taunted and abused across England, should he still be a Premier League player next season.
On-line forums have been swamped by messages actively venting their anger at the Defender. One message read: ” I’d like to burn the little B…..d to a crisp. While another read: “If you hate the Country so much then F..k off somewhere else”.
Cole defended his comments stating: “I always try my hardest for England and Chelsea but the intrusion and pressure I feel is making my life hell”.
Cole’s statement further proves how dumb he is instead of apologising to the fans he defends his actions with a dumb excuse typical.
Cole Divorce to be Done and Dusted Before World Cup Kick-Off
Aimee Walton
It seems Cheryl doesn’t want to be blamed if Ashley and his England team-mates fail to live up to expectations at this Summers Finals in South Africa, as I’m sure they will if things don’t go their way in the Tournament.
The pair eloped in July 2006,but their marriage began to crumble when Aimee Walton a hairdresser, lifted the lid on Cole’s cheating.
Aimee revealed how Ashley, vomited twice in front of her, then told her she should feel privileged to be with him. The mum of one also added: “It was a big mistake and I regret it. I feel so sorry for Cheryl. I’d drunk too much and went along with what he wanted. Now I feel guilty”. This affair happened in December 2007.
Sonia Wild
After this revelation Cheryl took Ashley back weeks later after returning from touring with band-mates Girls Aloud. But Ashley again strayed. In June 2009 model Sonia Wild, 28, revealed in February he had sent x-rated pictures of himself in front of a mirror to her by text.
Vicki Gough
Vicki Gough, 30, was next up to reveal how Ashley had bedded her also, Vicki was a secretary at Liverpool at the time and she told how on one occasion a club official with Chelsea took her to Ashley’s room next door to John Terry another cheater.
It was revealed Ashley texted her: “I beg u to keep this between us x. Please delete all texts I’ll have no balls left.”
She also added: “He was petrified of getting caught. That must have been the thrill”.
Ann Corbitt
Ann Corbitt, 28, was next to reveal romping with Cole, the American Government worker told how she romped with him last season when Chelsea were touring the U.S.
Alexandra Taylor
Ashley’s fifth conquest which eventually put the final nail in his coffin was with Alexandra Taylor who revealed how he bedded her while in the early stages of his romance with Cheryl in 2004, in a flat where Cheryl was a neighbour. Just hours earlier Ashley and Cheryl had danced cheek to cheek at the National Television Awards, but as soon as Cheryl left the event Cole made his move for Alexandra.
It seems this relationship was doomed from the beginning, but Cheryl had no idea of her soon to be ex-husband’s contant philandering.
Messi: “We Know How To Treat Our Women”
Lionel Messi has had a go at England full-back, Ashley Cole and that’s before a ball has even been kicked at this tears World Cup Finals.
Messi declared: “We play the prettiest football, we have the prettiest player’s and we know how to treat our Women”
He also said he would love for Cole’s soon to be ex-wife I suspect, Cheryl Cole to support Argentina in this Summers World Cup Finals. And he would also love for her to join the Argentine party should they win this years World Cup.
He also insisted “She would of course have to do the Tango and if she didn’t know how to do the tango there would be no shortage of men to show her how to tango.
This comes as another blow to Cole who has had to put up with jeers from his Chelsea team-mates, who have teased him about turning his Wife Cheryl gay, after Black Eyed Pea’s singer Fergie jokingly said she would bed Cheryl.
Well Ashley if you run with the dogs, you have to be prepared to lie with the dogs also.
Ashley Cole Turns Wife Gay!
Ashley Cole has been teased and jeered by his team-mates, who have told him he has turned his wife Cheryl Cole gay.
The teasing has come after bi-sexual Black Eyed Peas star Fergie, told her band mate Will.I . Am that she would 
bed Cheryl before he would, the comment was said as a joke, after Will. I. Am said he fancied Cheryl who is touring with the band at present, and to be fair who wouldn’t fancy her she is gorgeous.
Cheryl, 26 laughed off the joke which she thought was hilarious. But that hasn’t stopped the teasing.
Among the teaser’s are Cheat John Terry, Didier Drogba and Frank Lampard who has problems of his own, when it comes to relationships.The jibes are said to be getting to Cole who was dumped by Cheryl after he was caught cheating on her for the second time
How Will England Perform With No Defence
England have been tipped by many as potential World Cup Winners this Summer in South Africa. But while all the focus seems to be on the Forward and Midfield area, in my opinion England have no chance of World Cup Glory as their Defence is not capable to perform to the highest standards needed to win a World Cup.
First of all Fabio Capello is unsure who his first choice keeper is going to be for the Finals, with David James, Joe Hart and Robert Green vying for the number one shirt. James can be either outstanding or pathetic, not a great advertisement when your going to a World Cup, Hart and Green haven’t played enough competitive games for their defence to be confident enough to play with them, which in my mind doesn’t look good for England’s chances in the Summer.
Then you have a Defensive pairing of John Terry and Rio Ferdinand, a couple of years ago these guy’s would inspire many a fan not this year, Terry along with his personal problems has looked out of sorts of late, culminating in him being sent-off for Chelsea against Spurs, two years ago this would never have happened because Terry would have stood up in the Challenge, showing to us all that his head is not on the game right now. Then you have Rio Ferdinand top defender on his day but has had a constant back problem which has kept him out of the United line-up, and he won’t be up to match fitness for this Summer.
There’s also problems with the regular Full-Backs, Ashley Cole along with his marital problems has only recently recovered from a serious ankle injury, meaning his head won’t be right and also his fitness won’t be there. Glenn Johnson has no serious problems apart from he can’t defend, he’s great going forward but not up to it when he needs to defend in my opinion anyway.
And the replacements are nothing to write home about either. Leighton Baines has only a handful of games under his belt for England, and wouldn’t be in the squad if Wayne Bridge was willing to travel, if the rumours are anything to go by, Ledley King, Joeleen Lescott, Wes Brown, Matthew Upson and Micah Richards will be the other replacements in defence. King can’t play two games on the trot for Spurs in the Premier League because of knee problems how is he going to cope with three games a week, Brown was shown up by Jermain Beckford of Leeds already this season how would he be able to cope with Messi or Ronaldo in that sort of form, Upson hasn’t played up to this standard regularly to be even put into the team, Lescott’s no better has had an awful season with Man City to boot, Richards is an unknown quantity at this level and maybe couple of years to early for him.
That brings me to the conclusion that England will be lucky to make the last four let alone win the World Cup, World Cup Winning teams always have a solid defence to start with, and thats something I think England Don’t have. Then again this is only my opinion and others may have a different point of view, if you do would love to here it football is all about opinions after all
Soccer Gadget To Snare Kidnappers And Stalkers
Top soccer stars have a new weapon in the war against stalkers, kidnappers and thieves; personal satellite trackers disguised as MP3 players.
The devices have been snapped up by big name Premiership players including stars from Manchester United and Liverpool.
When activated, the trackers emit an emergency signal which can then be used to pinpoint the user’s location.
The stars can leave the devices with their WAGs back home or hidden in possessions likely to be stolen.
The £700 plus panic buttons are the size of credit cards and look just like personal music players
The system uses the same GPRS technology found in devices fitted to cars to help locate them if they are stolen.
High profile soccer stars have been the victims of robberies and kidnap threats in recent years.
Recently Mafia mobsters threatened to snatch Manchester United ace Dimitar Berbatov’s wife and daughter unless he handed over £600,000.
And an unnamed star was dangled from a cliff by his legs by a gang after he refused to cough up £23,000.
Mark Cheater who works for the company that makes the trackers, said the device was very popular with footballers.
“With the World Cup coming up teams want their players to be able to focus on the game- and not worry what’s happening te their families back home,” he said.
Maybe the WAGs might want them for their spouses to see what their up to most noteably Ashley Cole’s and John Terry’s Wives.
