Cristiano Ronaldo's Former Lover's Confession
Manchester United fans all over the world will be guessing which United player burned his tackle while using hair removal cream.
A United source has revealed it wasn’t a current United Player who suffered the embarrassing injury.
The favourite for the incident must be former United winger Cristiano Ronaldo, after former lover Neireda Gallardo confessed: “Cristiano and I took the same time to get ready. I always wax, but he waxed everything.
The culprit for spilling the beans was ex-United player and now Academy Director Brian McClair who wrote in United’ s Official magazine: “This made changing the next day a bit awkward”.
It must have been pretty sore, I can remember when one of our guy’s at Castle Villa put Deep Heat on a groin injury the” Idiot”, two minutes later in the middle of the manager team talk, he jumped up screaming, ran to the sink and started splashing water all over his tackle in a bid to easing the burning sensation. I won’t name name’s but I still remind him of the incident every time we meet, he played the whole game but it didn’t perfect his game ha ha. Some mothers do have them.
