Before we start I Want to apologize for those women who know the off-side rule, but most women I meet can’t grasp the rule no matter how many times you try to explain it to them. Here’s an easy way to show them how the off-side rule works.
Forget football for a minute. Imagine the Brown Thomas or any shoe-store during the sales – that’s the equivalent to the pitch.
There’s one pair of Christian Louboutin Prive Slingbacks with 80 per cent off – that’s the goal.
But in Front of you a gang of other girls are in the way of the footwear, there the opposing team.
Behind you is your best- friend who is holding your credit card, that’s the ball.
If you start running towards the shoes (the goal) and your friend throws the credit card (the ball) to you after you’ve manage to barge past the last two shoppers, you’re off-side and lose the shoes.
Bet this little exercise will work, but you-may have to go to a shoe store to act it out which will mean you will have to dig into that pocket for shoes. Enjoy trying to explain the off-side rule guys.


